Bacon Makes the World Go ‘Round

For the last couple of days my kids have been sick.  I have been doing laundry with no working dryer, and the floors in the kitchen and bathroom are torn up because of a leak under a sink somewhere.  My phone doesn’t work (I can dial and answer calls, but no one can hear me).  The kids are all better, but now I have the bug, so what am I doing?  Blogging about BACON, of course (duh!).

It all started because I have a running joke with my wonderful, funny, beautiful sister-in-law about how much my brother loves bacon.  Whenever I see something funny or interesting on the Internet about bacon (and what isn’t interesting about bacon?), I send her a link or a picture.

She suggested I make my own bacon post, so here are my favorite bacon finds!  ENJOY! (I know you will!)

First, here is a helpful flowchart for those uninitiated into the wonders of bacon:

eat mor bakin

Ok, now that you are convinced of the power of bacon, you want to share it with your loved ones.  Breakfast is said to be the most important meal of the day, so why don’t we explore some options here?

Let’s start with Bacon Stuffed Waffles!

Stuff that Bacon in!

Ok.  What goes well with waffles?

Of course!

And, after breakfast, comes lunch!  You will, of course, want one of these classics:

Here is a local classic for you locavores out there  (if you happen to live in Denver)

It’s hard to choose just one, isn’t it?  Aw, go ahead!  Eat all of them!

Now go run a marathon to burn off the calories.

It’s midafternoon, and you are a bit peckish.  Don’t reach for that Twinkie! It’s bad for you!  Instead,  grab some of these babies:

Yum

Now, dinnertime is rolling around.  What to serve?  Round out your day (and I DO mean ROUND) with the Bacon Explosion (it even has its own fan page on Facebook):

Wow

Cardiac arrest, here I come!

Now, you don’t want to eat this masterpiece on just a plain old table with no decoration!  What would be more appropriate than:

Dipped in brown sugar, they double as dessert!

Ok, table is set, dinner is cooking.  What will you wear for this special occasion?  How about WOWing them with this tasteful (hehe) chapeau?

Oolala!

Now I know what you are thinking.  You are thinking, “Gee, this is wonderful, but all this bacon will make me die and I won’t be able to enjoy bacon anymore!”  Fear not!  We’ve got you covered:

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