Andrew (4) is in the tub, making bubbles with a squeeze toy: “Mommy, look! I can easily kill the bad guys. I am thundering them. Watch me throw a bomb at them.”
Me: ” “
None of my 4 girls would imagine that bubbles coming from a bath toy were a weapon of mass destruction (well, maybe my almost-2-year-old would destroy the bathroom by splashing it).
Kitty Eleison 
Oh yes, boys!